The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Ref: "Number Freiermuth, that's a flag." Freiermuth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Freiermuth spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Freiermuth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.