The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- A mysterious flag erases Freiermuth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Freiermuth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.