The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Freiermuth gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
87%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Freiermuth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.