The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Freiermuth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Freiermuth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.