The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
- Freiermuth spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.