The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Freiermuth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.