The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Freiermuth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.