The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- The broadcast shows Freiermuth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Freiermuth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Freiermuth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.