The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Freiermuth runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Freiermuth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.