The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Freiermuth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.