The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The play clock hits zero on Mahomes four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.