The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.