The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Brown catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.