The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.