The Snap Count Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Brown is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
75%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.