The Snap Count Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Steelers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Steelers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.