The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Steelers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Steelers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.