The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
82%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Steelers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.