The Phantom Flag Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Steelers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.