The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Steelers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.