The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Steelers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Steelers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.