The Garbage-Time Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
79%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Steelers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.