The Phantom Flag Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Steelers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.