The Snap Count Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Davis's stadium. Only over Davis.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Davis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.