The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fitzgerald trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fitzgerald is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.