The Shank Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fitzgerald, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.