The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fitzgerald's stadium. Only over Fitzgerald.
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.