The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fitzgerald's stadium. Only over Fitzgerald.
78%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fitzgerald drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.