The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Fitzgerald attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
92%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.