The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fitzgerald's stadium. Only over Fitzgerald.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fitzgerald's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fitzgerald's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.