The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Fitzgerald's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.