The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Ref: "Number Fitzgerald, that's a flag." Fitzgerald: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Fitzgerald's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.