The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.