The Upright Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fitzgerald's stadium. Only over Fitzgerald.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fitzgerald's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fitzgerald drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.