The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Fitzgerald is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fitzgerald's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.