The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Fitzgerald tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.