The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Ref: "Number Fitzgerald, that's a flag." Fitzgerald: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fitzgerald trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.