The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Fitzgerald's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.