The Wind Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Fitzgerald hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fitzgerald's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.