The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Fitzgerald is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fitzgerald's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.