The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“A mysterious flag erases Fitzgerald's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.