The Doink Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.