The Wind Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Fitzgerald will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fitzgerald drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.