The Wide Left Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- A mysterious flag erases Fitzgerald's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Fitzgerald finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.