The Upright Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fitzgerald is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Fitzgerald kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
83%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fitzgerald's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.