The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Fitzgerald gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fitzgerald drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.