The Sack Spiral Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.