The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The play clock hits zero on Darnold four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
76%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.