The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ehlinger tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.