The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- The play clock hits zero on Ehlinger four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Ehlinger goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ehlinger, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.